Fuck, my tea.
- me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via mentalalchemy)




sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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